I just realized that you might be needing a new theme song.  Give this one a spin:

Consider the pics of Monica Vitti a bonus prize. I’m personally going to spend the rest of the day resenting my plebeian bone structure. I sort of can’t believe that we even call anyone in this current generation of actors and actresses “stars.”  Go watch some Marcello and Monica.  You won’t regret it.

Eclisse Twist!

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Thanks, M!