Working on my fitness

Me:  Tracy Anderson wants to take me to my tiniest, strongest point.

B:  Huh? [suppressed eyeroll]

Me:  Her fitness routines are designed to make one as dense and sexy as possible.

B:  So by doing these videos you are attempting to reach your event horizon?

Me:  Exactly.

B:  Continuing this astronomical metaphor, what if you continue to reach your most magnetic, compact point at the same time as I reach my largest, gassiest point?

Me:  I suppose there might be an explosion.

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