Working on my fitness
Me: Tracy Anderson wants to take me to my tiniest, strongest point.
B: Huh? [suppressed eyeroll]
Me: Her fitness routines are designed to make one as dense and sexy as possible.
B: So by doing these videos you are attempting to reach your event horizon?
B: Continuing this astronomical metaphor, what if you continue to reach your most magnetic, compact point at the same time as I reach my largest, gassiest point?
Me: I suppose there might be an explosion.
I like this post. Please continue the great work. Regards!!!
You will become the gaseous vertebrate!